any members in Montana

Did anybody run into any dental floss tycoons there? Dental toss flycoons? Pygmy ponies? Of course I'm referring to Frank Zappa's "Montana". 

@thecarpathian that's new to me. I thought it was semi legal with sheep.

Yes, but you have to take them for dinner and dancing first...

For those who can't dance that well, I suggest finding one with 4 left feet.

When I was in Missoula in the early 90's one of the members of Pearl Jam had a place just outside of town. It was a real popular place with the college ladies. As if competitions wasn't tough already, maybe that pushed the animal husbandry laws  over the top. 4 left feet, lol.

the accountant is travelling to the countryside. 

He stops for a break and notices a shepherd with his flock of sheep. 

He starts conversing with the him and offers him a bet. 

"If I tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one?"

"Yes, if you will pick one yourself."

The accountant looks around, he sees 100s of them but quickly comes up with "231"

"Yes" - says the shepherd. "Now you can choose one." The accountant spends a long time choosing and finally points at one. 

"OK" says the shepherd, one more bet?

"Yes"

"If I guess your profession, I get the sheep back?"

"Sure"

"Accountant?"

"Yes! How did you know?"

"You picked the ugliest one."