Yes, but you have to take them for dinner and dancing first...
For those who can't dance that well, I suggest finding one with 4 left feet.
the accountant is travelling to the countryside. He stops for a break and notices a shepherd with his flock of sheep. He starts conversing with the him and offers him a bet. "If I tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one?" "Yes, if you will pick one yourself." The accountant looks around, he sees 100s of them but quickly comes up with "231" "Yes" - says the shepherd. "Now you can choose one." The accountant spends a long time choosing and finally points at one. "OK" says the shepherd, one more bet? "Yes" "If I guess your profession, I get the sheep back?" "Sure" "Accountant?" "Yes! How did you know?" "You picked the ugliest one."
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I would have gone i like a good day trip.montana had reasonal and prudent speed limit with a 5$ waisted fule tax back in the day .don't ask me how I know.the corvette needs a good run.enjoy the music.i did alot of trauma from patients in the lower montana.lots of big furry critters hitting the cars.one said it was big foot but it could have been his head traUma .enjoy life stay healthy. |
@mark200mph , Montana resisted, but sometime in the mid seventies, right before I got my driver’s license, they went from R&P to 55 mph, but yes, the way they protested that was by issuing only a $5 fine for daytime (not night time) speeding on the highway. Then sometime in the ’90s they went back to R&P, but what basically happened was that someone fought a speeding ticket after the MHP ticketed him because they (the MHP) decided that he (the speeder) was going faster than what is "reasonable & prudent." I don’t know what all legally happened on the way to the Montana Supreme Court, but they (the court) decided that they would fix that by once again doing away with "R&P." At that point the daytime speed limit on interstate and US highways went down to 75 mph. The second to the last time I was through Montana to start cleaning my Dad’s house out was in the spring of ’16 and at that time the daytime limit was up to 80 mph. I came up over a hill on I-15 somewhere south of the Marias river at 86 mph (at least that’s what the backwards facing radar said) and on the other side of the hill there was a state trooper dawdling along in the left lane and I got on the brakes as hard as I could, but I still blew right by him. He gave me a warning ticket, but he told me that for him, "80 means 80." And he wasn’t crazy about 80, because of the "increased fatals" they were seeing." He told me I was "a long way from home" (out of state plates and all) and asked me where I was going: I told him, and he said, "Well, you are almost home, so slow down." Anyway, the impression I got from a Dodge forum that I frequent is that the daytime speed limit is still 80 on the interstate and US highways. Some member from Montana was trying to say that R&P was done away with the second time due to "federal overreach." I posted back that I didn’t know how he figured the Montana Supreme Court is "federal overreach," but he never got back to me on that one. (Some folks out there consider just about everything that happens as some form of "federal overreach.") |