A Copernican View of the Turntable System

Dear Lewm, too bad we won't be able to even test that prospective added benefit regarding water skiing - there is no water-skiing allowed on Lake Ammersee due to wildlife-reserve status (many rare birds here ..;-) ... ) and protected shore-side.
So we have to be content with the huge inertia most likely eliminating all prospective derivations from the desired 33 1/3, 45 and 78 rpm.
Good news are - no one has to row for it.
Bad news are - it won't fit on or into any high-end rack out there.
But then it will come with it's own rack air-suspended with 1.5 Hz resonance frequency.
More in summer 2011.
Cheers,
D.

Dear Lew, The Dutch collectivly deny any sence for humour
to the Germans. I thought because of II WW but I learned that the more probale cause is the lost finale in 1974.
This event they will never forget nor forgive to their
neghbours. On the other hand only 8 examples of your beloved Twain are sold there...So you may be in trouble with some of them. But 'our' Daniel is a world citizen so
you will survive I hope.

Regards,

But Nandric, you did like the water skiing joke, I hope. My friend in Barcelona is one of my favorite people on earth. We will visit her this summer, I think, even though she does not have an outboard arm pod. (Nice chassis, though.)

The galleon captain says to his slave crew, "I have good news and I have bad news."

"What's the good news?" they cried.

He said, "We're going to Jamaica." The response was wild cheering.

Then one of the crew ask, "So what's the bad news?"

The captain replied, "We'll have Buddy Rich beating time."

Hey, German or not, a little humor shouldn't hurt.

Pretty funny!