The finest Cable Elevators you ever auditioned?

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I've just spent the last week being blow away by the not subtle, totally profound effects of what I consider to be the world's best cable elevator system. Unfortunately, the cable elevator system (CES) is a prototype and I cannot describe it in detail nor mention the manufacturer. Unlike other cable elevators the CES looks at the problem systemically and provides a holistic approach integrating both quantum and gravitational effects. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds cool. The CES is powered and not surprisingly responds quite well to different power cords. The MSRP is not set, but I expect it will come in under $10k.

All I can say is that this cable elevator did things to my system that took my system's breath away. It is so transparent that when inserted in the system you cannot hear any effects from the CES, but when you take it out the system is unlistenable and I suddently realize what a collection of mismatched crap that I really have. Put it back in the system and it's like the most beautiful woman in the world and her twin system are beckoning me to their bed. It's that good!

I'll write a more formal review as the manufacturer gets closer to his release date and production is about to commence.

A DBT of cable elevators would be quite the trick to pull off.

Otis.

All the best,
Nonoise