You know you're an audiophile if--

Just read article Listed below "What is a Audiophile"
http://www.kenrockwell.com/audio/audiophile.htm

...to paraphrase a Nelson Pass quote, "a wine snob will taste bad wine and get enough out of it even if it's only to complain." Speaking as someone with over 35 years in the wine business and as long chasing the audio dragon, I put forth that vintage Pioneer, Sansui, and Marantz receivers are comparable to older vintage Bordeaux, that current comparable all-in-ones - with rare exception - are Two Buck Chuck, and that current first growth Bordeaux are Pass Labs, VTL, BAT, etc. comments

Your house is robbed but they didn't take the stereo because it's too heavy!

Your family argues over who will inherit the stereo when you die!

Your house gets robbed but they didn't take the stereo because that old tube junk isn't worth anything.