He said, she said

She: What is THAT???????????

He: *innocent look* What?

She: That thing with wires coming out of it *she points*

He: Oh, that

She: What is THAT doing in the bedroom????

He: We needed it

She: What is it?

He: An active subwoofer

She: How did you pay for it??? I told you enough audio stuff!!!

He: Didn't cost anything, I swapped some stuff for it *his nose grows*.

She: Why in the hell do I need an a active subwoofer in my bedroom?

He: To help out the monitors, they really don't have much bottom end. See the crossover switch?

She: I could care a less about crossovers, dammit, I live here and I'm sick of your audio stuff strewn everywhere!

He: It's not strewn around, it's right over there (where it sounds best)

She: What were you thinking? First you show up with a turntable shelf to bolt to the wall cuz "digital doesn't sound right in here" and we need an "analog front end" in our bedroom. I didn't want a turntable in my bedroom and I sure as hell don't want a subwoofer either! For God's sake this is a bedroom.

He: So you want me to move the subwoofer out of the bedroom?

She: Get it out, now.

He: Will do, I'll put it in the ex-family room, now known as the dedicated audio room. I'll begin construction tomorrow. You can put the furniture that WAS in the family room in the bedroom, there'll be lots of space since the subwoofer won't be in the way.

She: For a subwoofer it doesn't look that bad, you may want to adjust it just a bit, it's a bit boomy

He: *smirks* We need analog.....