Lie you told your wife to buy equipment?

"Dont ask, don't tell"

Works in my house. My wife travels quite a bit so I do my best to schedule deliveries while she's out of town.

All you guys who don't lie to your wives.....you're all liars!

This works for me. Honey, this is the latest greatest thing and I'm in in it so cheap that by time I'm tired of it I'll sell it for a wash and move onto the next latest greatest. In other words honey none of this stuff ever cost us anything! LOL! Yea, if you believe that it always goes that smooth. I've got some beach front in Tennesse for sale! LOL!

Markphd - don't be to harsh. They know their wifes might be reading.

Honey, if I buy this then I will spend days and weeks in the basement and leave you in peace. Not even the postman ringing twice would make me leave my cave.