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The best audiophile "gag" gift for X-Mas

My dear friend and fellow audiophile bought for me the remarkable, " Intelligent Chip CD Upgrade Device", from Machina Dynamica for my X-Mas present. Well, we all gathered around the sweet spot in front of the old high-end system, put in the demo CD in the transport, put the, " Intelligent Chip" on top of the transport for the recommended 2 to 3 seconds, and absolutely NOTHING happened regarding the sonics in any way! But, boy did we all crack up and had the best laugh on X-Mas day. Now, we had 9 more upgrades left in the, "Intelligent Chip", so if first you don't succeed try, try again. We did and again NOTHING happened except more howls of laughter and good cheer. Well, we decided that the, "Intelligent Chip", was adding as much improvement to the sonics of the system as (Un)Intelligent Design Theory is adding to the scientific explanation of the development/diversity of life on our planet. Both, are just a bunch of .... you fill in the blank, but for the $16.00 the dumb chip cost it was the best gag gift I have ever recieved on X-Mas.
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papertrail
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My son-in-law wanted a GPS for Christmas. I gave him a map and a highlighter.
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raytheprinter
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Geez Albert,Just what a single guy like me needs! LOL
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nrchy
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I will agree to your wishes since you have no interest in evidence, but prefer the dogma of Natural selection which has NEVER occurred. The fit don't survive, survivors survive. The fittest fox, rabbit or lion will still die in a forest fire, along with the weak.

The theory which Darwin abandoned before his death is as absurd as are your comments about the seperation of church and state, which are no where in the constitution, or in any other government document, until the revisionist supreme court stepped in with their unconstitutional decision which twisted the obvious intention of the words of Thomas Jefferson to the Danbury Baptist Church!

How can a scientific theory exist that starts with a conclusion and then looks for evidence?!?

Believe what you will but don't fool yourself into thinking it was based on evidence. The trend in science is toward intelligent design and away from creation by nothing. Information theory will sever the last thread from which this joke dangles!

Where can I get one of those chips???
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raytheprinter
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Hey Papertrail,,,Boy ,,ill bet your son in law is real happy ! What did he get you?
teajay OP
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Nrchy, I would be more than happy to send you, as a belated X-mas present, my Intelligent Chip. I have a hunch based on faith, that you might hear a difference in your system. Before I will send it to you, if you are interested, I'll first meditate/pray that it will give off the right "vibes" to influence positively the sound of your system. You then can let all of us Gon members know if my personnal mystical intervention on the chip's ability worked for you in your system. So, just let me know if you want the chip, I'll do the ritual over it, and send it out to you as soon as possible.
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