THE POINT SYSTEM OF WAF.


This is for the guy's trying to figure out how to talk the lil woman into letting them bring home a tube amp or big guady speaker's.

The point system of WAF.

In the world of romance only 1 rule apply's to men.

Make the lil woman happy!

Do something she like's & you get point's :)

Do something she dislike's & point's are subtracted :(

Do something she expect's & you get nothing !

Here is a guide to the point system.

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Simple dutie's.

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed but do it wrong (0)

You just throw the bed spread over rumpled sheet's (-2)

You go out to buy her tampon's (+5)

In the rain (+10)

But return with beer (-15)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a noise & it's nothing (0)

You check out a noise & it is something (+5)

You beat it to death with a iron bar (+15)

But it was her cat (-100)

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Social gathering's.

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You act interested in her friend's (+10)

You ditch her & split with a friend from college (-50)

Your friend's name is tina (-200)

Tina is an exotic dancer (-500)

With breast implant's (-750)

Really really big breast implant's (-1,000)

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Her birthday.

You take her out to dinner. (0)

Then a movie (+1)

It's a movie she like's (+10)

You dont fall asleep (+15)

It's a movie you hate (+25)

You take her to a movie you like (-25)

And it's called death cop 3(-50)

You lied & said it was about orphan's (-100)

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Your physique.

You get a pot belly (-5)

You exersise & loose the belly (+10)

You start wearing baggy pants & don ho shirts to hide it (-20)

You say that's ok you got a belly too (-10,000)

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The big question.

She ask's you,do i look fat ? (-10) that's right
you loose point's no matter what you say mister!

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, where? (-15)

Any other response (-50)

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Communication.

She want's to talk (-5)

You agree to talk (+10)

You listen (+5)

For more than 30 minute's (+20)

Then she realize's it's because you fell asleep (-100)

You get the picture!
128x128bigjoe
Absolutely hilarious! I laughed so loud, my girlfriend kept asking what's so funny. Great post!

Scott
i was born in motown.....may favorite t-shirt(perhaps they still sell 'em....had a picture of a handgun and said 'come back to detroit, we missed you the first time'. theres no denying that folks in michigan have a great sense of humor.