Anyone ever try ear candles for better listening?

That's all we need - $500 audiophile ear candles.

Seriously, ear candles are a scam.
The proof? Look into the (hollow) ear candle after use.
What do you see? Gobs of "ear wax".
Next, perform the procedure without putting candle in the ear.
Look into the tube. Same exact "ear wax"!
Guess how I know...

I use scented candles. My ears smell like strawberries.

I use scented candles. My ears smell like strawberries.

I use scented colonics. My bumm smells like sandalwood.

Dweller is right.