Anyone ever try ear candles for better listening?

I use scented candles. My ears smell like strawberries.

I use scented colonics. My bumm smells like sandalwood.

Dweller is right.

Dweller is right.

Not in our house. Tipping my head on its side won't clear my sinuses. Candling does.

Pardon my ignorance, but I thought that wax had to be melted before it can be drawn up through the wick. Why not just go to a drug store and buy the Murine kit. It's not as new-age as sticking a lit candle in your rear (umm...ear) but it works nevertheless.

Another thing you can do- works for ears or bum- is use the high-power Shop-Vac in your garage. I haven't tried it, but it should work. AND if you replace the Shop Vac powercord with a Dominus, it should work even better!