What do you listen to when no one else can hear it


Everyone has something they like to listen to, but won't play it when their friends are around for fear of getting abused. What are your recordings that you don't play for friends, but will put on when no one else is around.

To break the ice, I'll go first.

The Carpenters - from their last LP that came out right after Karen died - "Make believe it's your first time."

Don't be a coward, fess up!
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Steve Earle quipped that Shania Twain was the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville. Good one, Steve! I fully understand why he feels that way, and share with him a distain for the high-gloss, "fake" Country music that gets promoted. In spite of that, I enjoy a casual listen to her albums, with the production of her then-husband Mutt Lange, well-known as the producer of AC/DC, whom I love to death. I listen to Shania as a Pop entertainer, not a Country artist. Works for me!
Being a lifelong dedicated metalhead. 

I do do enjoy some blasphemy of sorts......

the cure
kayak
and many other good rock tunes. Kayak sounds flipping amazing on my stereo, the piano is right in front of me. Just amazing vocal melodies.
some rave style 200+bpm techno

no I’m not a poseur, I just enjoy music!!


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The Fixx
Missing Persons again, coz, well...Dale Bozzio was SO HOT!!!
Michael Jackson
ABC
Varous "Best of..." compilations
The Fixx
DuranDuran
Roxette
Missing Persons, again, coz that Dale Bozzio was smokin!!!
Just another piece of evidence that Steve Earle is a total a-hole.  In my view, of course.
Carlos Santana. Caravanserai. Before all the pop stuff of late. I trip out and they walk away. It’s just me. 
Brooks and Dunn singing Husbands and Wives is transcendent.  Period. In my opinion of course.  And also my ex-girlfriend's too.  And she was a Scot who never heard of them before I played that cut.  On my Vandersteen 5As.  That she talked me into buying.  
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Bach, all my rightwing  relatives  remember that have a urgent  task  somewhere else .
Anything classical, usually on SACD, especially "compilations of..."
Any jazz
Anything instrumental only

Caravanserai is a great LP.  I tend to listen to Black Sabbath, of late Vol.4, S/T, and SBS, without my wife. My listening pals for the most part, are also not fans. 
This thread is hilarious. Someone mentioned Best of Bread. Oh no, not that! Major cringe factor there. I used to have that on cassette when I was a kid. Is that the only album they ever did? ;-)  Also, Klaatu, Calling Occupants.....that's hilarious because just the other night I had the iPad in front of me wondering what I should stream and guess what popped into my head out of the blue? Yup, I had to hear it. I used to have that LP or maybe I still do......somewhere.

One song that I kind of like more for the way it's composed more than anything is Taylor Swift, Style. My daughter listens to Taylor in the car when I drive her to school so one evening I thought, hey let me try that. I couldn't believe how bad it sounded on my system. That is definitely a car radio or mp3 recording. Ok, ok, maybe that line about the tight little skirt gets me a little bit too but don't tell anyone!
I still have disco singles on vinyl from that era - 

Shame - Evelyn "Champagne" King
Let the Music Play - Shannon
Boogie Nights - Heatwave

They are so fun super loud when no one else is around.
BeeGees have some great stuff. Listened to a couple tonight, but I’ll never admit it. Ha!
I like to listen to some of the 60s guitar music classics, especially;

The Ventures -
Yellow Jacket
Apache
Pipeline

Duane Eddy -
Rebel Rouser
Cannonball
Ghost Riders in the Sky

These all sound so much better on my all digital systems than they ever did when I played them with LPs. Of course I do have better components now.

A more recent song that is similar to these guitar classics is Brad Paisley's "Turf's Up"  from his Play-The Guitar album.

@ljgerens, no apology necessary for liking Surf, I don’t care what Jimi said ;-). The Ventures are AWESOME! Do you have their 1965 "On Stage" album? Great live recordings.

Bill Frisell has a great new album entitled "Guitar In The Space Age!". For new Surf, there is also Los Straitjackets. They have their own stuff, and record and tour as Nick Lowe's band.

Captain Beefheart - "Trout Mask Replica" & "Lick My Decals Off, Baby". Hard to listen to, hard to admire, genius.
@bdp24, I was not apologizing for liking The Ventures. Typically I listen at moderate levels but when I listen to The Ventures I like to crank it up. I usually only do that when nobody is around.

I do not have their 1965 "On Stage" album but I have heard it. I have to check out your other recommendations.