The only way to solve this problem is the staple of problem-fixes. The Party.
You will need at LEAST 4 Kegs of beer, a stocked liquer cabinet, 50 close buddys(one of them must be referred to as "Animal"), a few pounds of coke, a donkey, and a bunch of girls pretending to be strippers so they can infiltrate your party and find out if there guys are fooling around.
Then, make sure you pull plenty of pranks on the complaining resident and management, get them lumped together somehow and be sure to involve the donkey.
After much madness, and drunken confusion, your problems will surely somehow get resolved in the mist of the mayhem.
This is bound to work, just check out all of the national lampoons movies and the Belushi animal house movies. Bachelor Party with tom hanks is also good study material.
Good luck!
-Slappy-