You might be an audiophile if...
You might be an audiophile if you keep the major appliances out on your front porch so the "motor hum" doesn't intrude on your system. You might be an audiophile if you schedule family vacation trips only to those destinations that have high end audio salons and adequate vinyl shopping opportunities. |
I know Mattybumpkin is BSing because there's NO WAY he'd miss a pass like that from Pam...or Christy for that matter. I think Viridian has busted us all. Heheh. Marco, I feed both an audiophile and automotive fix that may lead to me one day needing Fixident. Boa2, you know it. I pay $122/mo for Empty Attic storage to house worthless crap AND my empty audio boxes. ...if your listening room looks like Junji Kimura's from 47 Labs. Mine certainly does. |
...if one or more of the following LP/CD's are among your collection: Jazz at the Pawnshop Anything by Diana Krall Anything by Jacintha Dark Side of the Moon* Brothers in Arms* Any Stereophile Test CD Anything by Patricia Barber Muddy Waters Folk Singer *approved "Audiophile" version required (more than one copy of either qualifies) ....if you own and listen to LPs/CDs which you don't even enjoy the music on but they make your system sound really amazing ....if any of the following are on your speed dial Your local high end shop Your local music store Rives ...if you've started a mutual fund for your kid's first system ...if your the cost of your analog rig could pay for a year at an Ivy League school ...if your idea of a fun weekend is perusing garage sales and flea markets for vinyl ...if you routinely find yourself with a half-dozen or more unopened CDs/LPs among your collection, simply for lack of 'listening time' ...your local high-end shop has put up a plaque dedicating their new analog listening room in your name |
