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You might be an audiophile if...

With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
kinsekd
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nrchy
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With my vinyl??? I want to be buried in the Classe amplifier flight case, with the vinyl in there too...

Will that affect the resale value of my amp?
sdatch
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Nrchy, who knows, maybe that would spark a trend - the fresh corpse tweak. You could even spwan variations, like the cryo'ed corpse as cable dressing. The possibilities are endless. Actually I guess I know I;m an audiophile, since I've rambled on for much too long about an imaginary, and morbid, tweak. Time for bed.
sleepysurf
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Your maid has passed a 50 question test on the care and handling of high end audio gear (all essay questions)!
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nrchy
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... the names of your children are
Conrad Johnson_______, Cary ______, Callisto_______, Avalon_______,Aragon(not Aragorn)______, and Merlin Porter!
colitas
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Your Maggies look like coffee tables on end to your house guests. If you find any of this sh-t funny or TRUE!
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