Am I out of my mind? #obsessed

Glazes do not remove scratches or swirl marks. They just hide them temporarily. Wax protects a car for for about 24 hours or the moment you drive out of the garage whichever comes first. Looks nice though. Ah Zymol, the pina colada experience. Black cars? You have to be kidding. Only in a museum.
Porsche 911's? What fun. @millercarbon, you ever wrecked one? How many speeding tickets you get in a year? People who really appreciate what the 911 is about have wrecked at least one (I did but it wasn't my fault.....right) and they get at least one speeding ticket a year. Law abiding citizens need not apply. Real 911 guys appreciate the beauty of a Ferrari but would never own one. You can't beat the snot out of the thing without it breaking. I also hate cigars. Gag a maggot.  

No wonder tweaks of all kinds find there way into audio land. 

As others have said, get a quality microfiber cloth from the rag company for example.  The ones from South Korea are some of the best in my opinion.  Also, the ones from magicfiber.com are good and I use them on my glasses without any issues of scratching.  Lastly, dust the speakers before applying any polish/scratch hider or you may increase the chance of the actual dust particles adding to the scratches.   

b_limo:

I used a polish spec'd for fiberglass boat hulls on vintage plastic souvenir snowdomes and CD's with excellent results (forget the brand name).

It smelled/looked exactly like a CD polish that was in vogue 15 years ago, or so, but was 1/10th the cost.

Never tried it on paint.

DeKay

Thanks everyone! Much appreciate all the responses!