Best audiophile earwax removal system?

Take a length of strong thread and enter it into one ear.  Keep pushing it in until the end comes out of the other ear.  Hold the ends with your two hands and pull it backwards and forwards vigorously for five minutes.

Go to an ENT!

A proper ear clean wax removal should be done at by a qualified Otolaryngologist-bit of a mouthful (Said the actress to the bishop)

The kit these doctors have is insane.

TV monitors and tiny instruments that operate remotely  inside the ear canal .

Full wax removal and inspection of the ear drum is guaranteed .

Best money you will ever spend

After you have the ears cleaned, how much percentage of improvement in imaging you have perceived before and after the installation of $10k cable I wonder?  Please do the blind test.

I find the gold beeswax fuse to improve my audio experience immensely. Make sure to insert with proper polarity and in correct direction. They will protrude a bit so I tell folks they are hearing aids. 

Seriously, I had quite the session at the ENT office. Intense suction method finally got the ear cleared. Was told to swim more often.