Dog pissed on speaker

I was looking to buy a pair of Martin Logans used…this was a long time ago. Found a local guy who was selling a pair of SL3s. So I arrive and when I walk in I see a couple of bird cages. Speakers are in the next room so we proceed…and there are two large parrots, who, let’s just say, repurposed the electrostatic panels as their toilets. The panels are literally covered in bird 💩 

What’s funny is the dude didn’t even flinch. I thanked him for his time and left.

@thecarpathian , the post about not living in a dogs bathroom means train your dog so that it knows better than to piss in your house. For me, people that have pets that are allowed to grow up like a weed are pets I don't want to be around. Not only did our dogs never piss in the house, they also never pissed on anything in the flower beds or garden, nor the car wheels.

I've had speakers I felt like doing that to 😉

I had a dog who successively ate two pairs of Etymotic research in ear 'phones.

Sympathy to the OP.

I had cats that used the exposed spines of my record collection as a scratching post. Bad kittys! Poor album covers!