The finest Cable Elevators you ever auditioned?

What about us purist who cant even accept tone controls. I cannot argue with fine tuning cable height using the Otis initially, but once you have established your average optimum cable height, surely you move to a fixed design at that height. I also cant help thinking my cats will take a special interest as metres of cable start elevating up and down. Aside from that, 3 questions occur: What is the best power source for an Otis and would you condition the power? What is the resale value for a much loved, slightly used Otis? Is there life beyond Otis...what is the fixed position solution? Pleased to see some are serious about Cable Elevation, unlike those low life cretins earlier in the thread. (btw -- any truth in the rumour ThyssenKrupp are develop a competing product?)

I actually had real elevators (albeit on a small scale) built and installed by my electrician and have found that using them with the toilet paper works best. Sometimes when I'm not looking or am at work, my cables like to ride up and down just for fun (those wiley interconnects)!! Make sure to put them on their own 20A circuits because those suckers are power hungry let me just say. And make SURE to remove the emergency phones. My Audioquests though it was a hoot to call when they got "stuck"...yeah RIGHT ;)

Ha, ha, ha, ha!! ROTFLMAO! I've had a very good laugh at all your posts. Thanx for the levity. And, good to see that the original poster Mike60 was a good sport & joined in the fun (rather than being pissed off that his post took a silly turn).
some very innovative posts from you people..... :-D

"They already have dozens of preorders from the Saud Royal Family."

IF only people realized how more likely something like this actually is than they could probably ever imagine!

While the rest of their countryman are mostly using toilet paper rolls....