You know you're an audiophile if--

Even though you need to get your roof repaired you spend the money on new speakers because you got a deal you can't say no to.

You read and fight on Audiogon threads more than you listen to music.

...the phrase "getting laid" means running speaker wire under a carpet.

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You feel you need an audiophile-level system in at least 4 or 5 rooms (main room, bedroom, bathroom/walk-in, garage, home office, music room where real insturments are) in your house. And at work as well.

Greatest thread ever on the gon. Now we just need a comedian to deliver the lines at an audiophile comedy club.

...when you turn off your refrigerator, furnace (winter), AC (summer) during listening sessions. My listening room doubles as a sauna in summer, a refrigerator in winter.