Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

Speking of Soliloquy, the speaker company is about, or already have ceased operation.

Marty, normally your posts are hysterically funny OR incredibly enlightening. However, this time you managed to do both!

Nixon.....

At least he didn't name it the Tricky DAC.

ack! dak! or whatever the stupid name is.

Apple's new iPod Hi-Fi. Oxymoron.

Don't get me wrong. I love my iPod (with Koss PortaPros). And the Hi-Fi is probably decent for what it is. But, it's akin to equating an SUV with a sports car. What do you say we exile all the ad copy writers to a barren island?

Aesthetix Calypso (wasn't that Jacques Cousteau's boat).

Cairn Fog.

The MMF tables "Make Money Fast" just seems to be anti-quality, not a brand but I dont think I could ever purchase from the "Audio Pimp" what a slap in the face :-)

How about the Jungson "Moon Harbor" CD player
It's probably pronounced "Yung-son" but in my mind I say "Junkson".

Alissa Tweaks. Didn't realise porn stars ran audio companies......

einstein...sounds sarcastic when associated with music

Yep, I had to go and look up the word, Dreadnaught, when I saw it back in the 70s. It means, essentially, Battleship.

This was a huge - at the time, anyway - SS amp that delivered all of 200 wpc, IIRC.

Loved the name but never actually heard one.

Cheers,

David

When you're in the Totem Forest and have a Berning desire to take a Leak, you risk having Exposure to the Ayre. Better if you wear a Macintosh first, prevents your Manley from becoming a Shrimp.

Kck, that

Mcintosh

had better be close fitting to keep out the cold breezes blowing around in the

Atma-Sphere.

Needless to say, It's dangerous in the

Totem Forest

anytime of year but Winter is by far the worst.

I find the best protection during cold weather is from a body suit made of Kevlar, which provides superior

Shelter

from

Rogue

Lamms

and flying

BAT's

seeking body heat. I always protect my family

Joule's

and keep them away from prying eyes. Rarely is anyone other than

Roksan

and a couple of other Southern

Belles

allowed a glimpse of my

Conrad Johnson

Have you had cold weather problems with those

H-Cat's?

I've heard many horror stories about their incredibly sharp claws.