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You might be an audiophile if...

With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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gregm
3,396 posts
 
I AM an audiophile:
*my vinyl/cd collection is in alphabetical order & requires a (small) separate room (I don't wear socks in summer)
* I evaluate new homes also by their suitability for spkr placement
* I have a dedicated circuit
* I listen to music late at night and, yes, the sound is better...
...and more

Gunbei : LOL. At least you know that yr spkrs are very faithful...
avguygeorge
2,300 posts
 
I have a dedicated credit card for audio purchases. I have a dedicated room for the empty boxes. I am seeking a dedicated therapist.---
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boa2
1,551 posts
 
You and your wife sleep in the guest bedroom so that the larger, master bedroom can be used for listening.

Yep, it's true.
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boa2
1,551 posts
 
You pay $54 per month at a storage facility so you can keep all of the empty audio boxes.
seandtaylor99
1,262 posts
 
your living room is arranged around your speakers, and your speakers visually dominate the room, being several feet from any walls.
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