You might be an audiophile if...

I have a dedicated credit card for audio purchases. I have a dedicated room for the empty boxes. I am seeking a dedicated therapist.---

You and your wife sleep in the guest bedroom so that the larger, master bedroom can be used for listening.

Yep, it's true.

You pay $54 per month at a storage facility so you can keep all of the empty audio boxes.

your living room is arranged around your speakers, and your speakers visually dominate the room, being several feet from any walls.

Thanks for all the responses. These have been great. Although I see myself in waaay too many of these. I'll add a few more.

You might be an audiophile if -

You are mentioned in your local Krell dealer's will.

You have more than 20 unused interconnects sitting in a box somewhere.

Too heck with dedicated circuits. You ask the local electric company put in a dedicated transformer for your house. AND THEY DO IT. :o)