What are the current useless terms in this "audio world"


Throughout the history of marketing of all kinds of consumer goods there have been many useless, hyperbole phrases and words used.  It seems on ebay, here, craigslist and others a current pet of Sellers is taking something to "the next level"....  which sounds like a great marketing term for an elevator maker.   
 


jusam
"Sounds like analog"
"Concert hall in your living room"
And...from a Clarus advert:
"The music is I and I am the music..."
Just remembered my Number 1 cringe inducer:
"Built like a tank"
There must be a hundred more ways of saying well built.