i was born in motown.....may favorite t-shirt(perhaps they still sell 'em....had a picture of a handgun and said 'come back to detroit, we missed you the first time'. theres no denying that folks in michigan have a great sense of humor.
THE POINT SYSTEM OF WAF.
This is for the guy's trying to figure out how to talk the lil woman into letting them bring home a tube amp or big guady speaker's.
The point system of WAF.
In the world of romance only 1 rule apply's to men.
Make the lil woman happy!
Do something she like's & you get point's :)
Do something she dislike's & point's are subtracted :(
Do something she expect's & you get nothing !
Here is a guide to the point system.
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Simple dutie's.
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but do it wrong (0)
You just throw the bed spread over rumpled sheet's (-2)
You go out to buy her tampon's (+5)
In the rain (+10)
But return with beer (-15)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a noise & it's nothing (0)
You check out a noise & it is something (+5)
You beat it to death with a iron bar (+15)
But it was her cat (-100)
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Social gathering's.
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You act interested in her friend's (+10)
You ditch her & split with a friend from college (-50)
Your friend's name is tina (-200)
Tina is an exotic dancer (-500)
With breast implant's (-750)
Really really big breast implant's (-1,000)
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Her birthday.
You take her out to dinner. (0)
Then a movie (+1)
It's a movie she like's (+10)
You dont fall asleep (+15)
It's a movie you hate (+25)
You take her to a movie you like (-25)
And it's called death cop 3(-50)
You lied & said it was about orphan's (-100)
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Your physique.
You get a pot belly (-5)
You exersise & loose the belly (+10)
You start wearing baggy pants & don ho shirts to hide it (-20)
You say that's ok you got a belly too (-10,000)
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The big question.
She ask's you,do i look fat ? (-10) that's right
you loose point's no matter what you say mister!
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, where? (-15)
Any other response (-50)
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Communication.
She want's to talk (-5)
You agree to talk (+10)
You listen (+5)
For more than 30 minute's (+20)
Then she realize's it's because you fell asleep (-100)
You get the picture!
The point system of WAF.
In the world of romance only 1 rule apply's to men.
Make the lil woman happy!
Do something she like's & you get point's :)
Do something she dislike's & point's are subtracted :(
Do something she expect's & you get nothing !
Here is a guide to the point system.
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Simple dutie's.
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but do it wrong (0)
You just throw the bed spread over rumpled sheet's (-2)
You go out to buy her tampon's (+5)
In the rain (+10)
But return with beer (-15)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a noise & it's nothing (0)
You check out a noise & it is something (+5)
You beat it to death with a iron bar (+15)
But it was her cat (-100)
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Social gathering's.
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You act interested in her friend's (+10)
You ditch her & split with a friend from college (-50)
Your friend's name is tina (-200)
Tina is an exotic dancer (-500)
With breast implant's (-750)
Really really big breast implant's (-1,000)
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Her birthday.
You take her out to dinner. (0)
Then a movie (+1)
It's a movie she like's (+10)
You dont fall asleep (+15)
It's a movie you hate (+25)
You take her to a movie you like (-25)
And it's called death cop 3(-50)
You lied & said it was about orphan's (-100)
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Your physique.
You get a pot belly (-5)
You exersise & loose the belly (+10)
You start wearing baggy pants & don ho shirts to hide it (-20)
You say that's ok you got a belly too (-10,000)
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The big question.
She ask's you,do i look fat ? (-10) that's right
you loose point's no matter what you say mister!
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, where? (-15)
Any other response (-50)
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Communication.
She want's to talk (-5)
You agree to talk (+10)
You listen (+5)
For more than 30 minute's (+20)
Then she realize's it's because you fell asleep (-100)
You get the picture!
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